The Rosedale Diner (1164 Yonge Street): A fancy, not fake diner for sure. I ate the Eggs Dostoyevsky (smoked salmon and orange hollondaise), and it came with frites instead of homefries, perfect and mixed with gossamer threads of fried onions. Andrew had the French toast, which, although not the best, was good. The crowd wasn't too annoying for a fancy-kind of place and they served real coffee. The bill, including coffee, was a little less than $30, and we were completely stuffed. It was worth it. If you're driving over, park in the LCBO parking lot across the street. Visit the LCBO too, and if you're lucky you can sample little plastic cups of wine. Go to the fish store afterwards as well.